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» Irrational Fears

Oompah Loompahs
My little brother used to be terrified of the Oompah-Loompahs from Chocolate Factory Movie... especially when they sang. I ring him now whenever the movie is on just to let him hear the songs.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 11:26, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Caught out spectacularly
When I was a kid, we lived near Newcastle and for two years running we had a go at the Great North Bike Ride. It's 30 miles with a bloody great big steep hill in the middle of it. Most people walk up said hill, rather than attempt to cycle. But not my brother, or so he claimed. "I rode all the way up," he said for weeks after the 'event'. Then, one night the local rag publish a pull-out 'special' of the Great North Sporting Festival. Front page photo is of cyclists WALKING their bikes up the hill. And who is that? Oh, that would be my brother too.
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 16:45, More)