» Little things that turn you on

Im a simple man...
...so tits, arse and fanny mostly.
(Sun 20th Feb 2005, 8:36, More)

» Slang Survey

Original Chat up Line
My mate, being a bit of a lay-deez man, swears by the following chat up line:

“Can I shit on your stomach and slap it with a plank?”

Supposedly it works like a dream!
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 4:59, More)

» Claims to Fame

Jimmy Greaves
I by chance met Jimmy Greaves at an autograph signing session at Walthamstow Baths when i was 6. He signed a cheapo photo and spelt my name wrong. When I informed him of this fact he laughed and rudely dismissed me with a wave of his hand. Prick.
(Wed 2nd Mar 2005, 8:13, More)

» Slang Survey

Ladies Front Bottoms
My all time favourite has to be an eloquent alternative to "camel toe/mumbler", and is simply called “a teddy bears smile”.

Think about it.
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 4:57, More)