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Hello! Not been a member long, but here's a few of my favourite posts so far!

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aaargh! keep it away from me!

(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 14:53, More)

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» Old People Talk Bollocks

my nan was classic
she used to call me clifford (my name's ben), she swore black's blue that she'd met Miss Marple in the flesh (when I said that she was a fictional character, she shouted at me with "How can she be fictional if I've shook her f**king hand!!"). She also thought Angela Lansbury was Agatha Christie.
The best one was when we went out for a drive through the west end and there was a plane flying above us.
"see that red light flashing at the bottom of the plane?" she said.
"yes Nan"
"That's the Russians taking pictures!" brilliant!
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 14:18, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

I would like a real life speeder bike
Imagine that? whooooshh!!
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 12:06, More)