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Woo yay etc. Looking at b3ta stuff on the internet is better than work, or so say all my staff etc...{:o)

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House sharing with the opposite sex is difficult
From the mouth of my female (ex) flatmate...

*I have to go out this afternoon - my bush is too bushy and I'm having it waxed*

*I'm sorry if there is blood in the bath, I've just started my period (in front of my girlfriend!)*

*I can't find any tampons so I've borrowed a pair of your boxers (WTF HOW does that work??)*

And many, many more. Those are my top three...
(Thu 6th Sep 2007, 18:23, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

When I was about 15/16
I started smoking. Of course, since my parents dissaproved of this act, I had to smoke outside - preferably in the tenfoot behind the house. One warm, dry night, I went outside for a smoke before bed, and threw my tab-end on the floor...which then somehow rolled into the bushes growing under next-doors wooden fence. This being the middle of summer, the plants sparked, caught and promptly burned the fence down. Yours truly blamed my mate on the other side of the road and all was well.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 10:15, More)

» Pet Names

My Tortoise
is called Turbo. I set up a scalextric track between my front room and the kitchen, and converted a couple of scalextric trucks to 'carry' Turbo between the two. We stick stuff to him occasionally and send him between the two rooms. I think we may have to name him 'George' during Euro 2004 as we'll be painting his shell in a St. Georges Cross.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 15:32, More)