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Why did you click on my username?
Why did you want to read my profile?

I can only assume that something I have just posted has either amused or aroused you and you want to check out whether my rather ambiguous moniker 'AgeOwns' belongs to a male or female and therefore decide upon your next course of action, is it to slap me on the back for a well considered comment on the board or flirt outrageously with me under the misguided assumption that it may actual lead to us trading bodily fluids at sometime in the near future.

...if your still interested.
I'm a male in my forties.... sorry.

Recent front page messages:


(Sun 11th Mar 2007, 15:39, More)

Inspired by my Alien edit...

(Wed 4th Aug 2004, 20:35, More)

Inspired by an earlier post

click here to see the directors cut*
*1.5 Seconds of extra footage and an alternative ending, (well slightly).

Click here to see the matrix version
(Tue 3rd Aug 2004, 23:05, More)

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» I just don't get it

Google lightening fast searches
Check out this message i got when i searched for 'B3ta'...

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,580,000 for b3ta. (0.27 seconds)

Are you kidding me! 3 and a half million pages found in 0.27 seconds!!! It must have looked through thousands if not millions of times more pages than that just to find those. It took about 10 minutes to find a file searching my 80gb hard drive the other day... Their HD's must be well fast!

Google = Alien technology*

(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 18:15, More)

» I just don't get it

Slices of Lemon in Coca cola !!!!!!onehundredandeleven.
"You want lemon in your coke?"
"Yeah...Stick a fucking sausage in it too!"

T-shirts available soon
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 10:50, More)

» Claims to Fame

I ironed the table cloths and shirts for....
a film called 'The Browning Version'. starring Matthew Modine and Alberty Finney in 1993. I even spoke to Matthew Modine on set (he was the captain in mephis belle)... He like the Bedford Rascal i was in and wanted one for driving around New York...he was eating red jelly.

You'd of thought after that job I'd be set for life...
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 21:48, More)