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I lurked for a little while, and finally registered! I have yet to learn to use photoshop.

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» Claims to Fame

had Nigel Mansells daughter, twas great
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 21:13, More)

» Lost...

Mike Hunt
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt? ;-)
(Wed 8th Dec 2004, 17:00, More)

» Out of my depth

Well out of my depth
Got a job in my sandwich year as an Export Sales Rep, spoke reasonably good French and Spanish, so those customers weren't so much of a problem. Although the trouble was, 70% of our customer base was, in fact, in Germany and Austria. I managed to wing it for the year and get by using a my one years' study of the language, a phrasebook and the customer's knowledge of English. While I was well out of my depth, I was a jammy little sod and this subtle lack of language skill was never apparent to my boss - it probably helped that he was UK based, and I was usually abroad.
(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 19:46, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I once put a half-nine bar in the microwave to soften it in order to chop it
I was a bit stoned and forgot about it. The strong smell of burning hash about 2 minutes later reminded me pretty quickly to remove it. I managed to salvage about half of it. What a twunt.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 18:09, More)

» Childhood bad taste

Huey Lewis and the News albums
Not only 'Fore' but 'Sports' also...

Saving grace is that they are both on vinyl (showing how long ago it was when I bought them)

I'll get me coat
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 16:29, More)
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