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» Intense Friendships

Diana Callow..
When me and my then-best friend when we were bairns (6-7 yrs old) we used to play 'Si and Di'. I was Simon Callow complete with fake deep posh voice (hard considering I was a young geordie girl) and my friend was HRH Princess Diana. We would have 'posh, still sex', and cut the hair from our Sindy dolls and stick it on our fairies with gloy and other rank stuff that involved rubbing.

I look back with bemusement, horror and a grin. I love the 80s, they were ace...
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 15:05, More)

» Intense Friendships

claire bears..
when I was a kid me and my mate always had a scheme going on... our own library, but the twats round our streets didn't bring the books back. We tried to build our own igloo house (or a 'brickloo' as we called it), buut could only find half a dozen bricks. We filmed our own 'Why Don't You', with a cookery section featuring hotdog and meatball soup, posted a video to the BBC but nowt happened. I wasn't allowed other friends. Oh yeah, we had a garden 'Fate' [sic] on my front lawn. We were inseparable for years and years and insisted that she sleep with a photo of me under her pillow. She's now a model having recently featured on the front of a puzzle magazine.
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 15:19, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I didn't start the fire, God did...
A couple of years ago I was in York Minster. Some twat had lit some candles and somehow set fire to my sleeve. I threw my jacket off and burnt a whopper on a kneely pray cushion. It probably belonged to Saint Jesus or something.
(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 13:09, More)

» Pet Names

mixing my toasties
Our rabbits were called Dave and Denise. Dave used to invent stuff in his potting shed. They're both dead now (sigh...)
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 15:59, More)