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23 bored Television slave , too much time and too many toys!

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» Old People Talk Bollocks

It's the only one I can think off.....But there are probably thousands more
At a recent family birthday, my dear ol' Nan consumed several 1/2 pints of lager. After the meal she proclaimed "Well I think I should have somthing alcoholic now as I've been good so far". After much chuckling we got an explanation. Turns out my clever deceased grandad had told her lager was not alcoholic, over 30 years ago, and she always believed it, leaving him to drink as much as he liked under this excuse!!

I won't even go into the "Clarke Kent/Christopher Reeves/Dean Cane/Superman debate" of last christmas. I think I was too confused by the end of it!
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 12:56, More)

» Shit Stories

I lived for 24 years and nothings happened yet
That's a shit story
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:42, More)