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» Near Death Experiences
baywatch!
As a kid I used to love swimming, I swam for the county and I had trials for the country.
My one aim was to swin an entire length underwater. I practised all summer long getting closer and closer each time. On the final day of the summer holidays I was determined that today was the day.
I dove in and about 3/4's of the way down the pool some fat kid bombs in from the side straight onto the top of me knocking me clean out and splitting my head open. All I remember was thinking you fat fuck that hurts, then being lay out on the side with the lifegard trying to give me the kiss of life and coughing up manky chlorine water.
There was nothing in between no lights, tunnels just darkness.
(I have never been swimming since)
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 13:36, More)
baywatch!
As a kid I used to love swimming, I swam for the county and I had trials for the country.
My one aim was to swin an entire length underwater. I practised all summer long getting closer and closer each time. On the final day of the summer holidays I was determined that today was the day.
I dove in and about 3/4's of the way down the pool some fat kid bombs in from the side straight onto the top of me knocking me clean out and splitting my head open. All I remember was thinking you fat fuck that hurts, then being lay out on the side with the lifegard trying to give me the kiss of life and coughing up manky chlorine water.
There was nothing in between no lights, tunnels just darkness.
(I have never been swimming since)
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 13:36, More)