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It shouldn't have been as nerve-wracking as it was to post a pic, but obviously the opinions of people I've never met means a lot!

And this one is the logo for an unfortunate affliction I call the [SKA] clan.

Fuck it, massage the ego too.

It seems I've been tempted by the ominous clump of death-dealing jackboots.

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Best answers to questions:

» Stupid Tourists

A freind of mine, in Sweden
was asked by an American, "Where can I get some of that cheese you guys are famous for?"

My friend points South and says, "About a thousand miles that way, in SWITZERLAND"
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 16:40, More)

» Local Nutters

Purple Acky!
As far as us kids were concerned, he lived in a disused railway tunnel in West Derby, Liverpool. Rumoured to have purple hair and a penchant for child-murder, we never actually saw him. Thinking about it years later, I assumed he was 'made up'. But it does appear he was an actual nutter. That's reassuring.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 11:01, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

I hate this usually,
but I'm pissed, so fuck it.

People who read childrens books on the bus. Cunts, they are.

Oh, Dan Brown isn't pretentious by anyones yardstick You require a semblance of superiority for that, real or imagined. His prose is arsebiscuits and nothing more.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 22:25, More)

» Pure Ignorance

On the train going through the Mersey Tunnel (under the River Mersey)
My girlfriend, normally a paragon of intelligence, asked me "Is there a stop halfway?"

That same paragon of intelligence asked if there were "two kinds of eggs, one for chicks and one for eating".
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 17:27, More)