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» Family codes and rituals

Family codes and rituals
Whenever anything vaguely related to sex came on the TV, my Mum would shout 'Cushions!' and my sisters and I would all have to cover our faces with a cushion. Not only was this rather embarrassing as you could still hear the people having sex, but I now have an irrational hatred of cushions and see them as a form of censorship.
(Fri 21st Nov 2008, 15:55, More)

» Best Comebacks

bitchy girls
I've never actually said this but...

There's a girl in work who for some unknown reason a) seems to hate a lot of people (mostly girls) and b) is very arrogant for someone, who is over 6 foot tall and built like a prize heffer with a face to match!

She regularly makes snide comments to people, like the one she made to me a little while ago when she said
"oh have you had your hair cut? It looks......(long silence) different"

to which I nearly (but sadly didn't) replied:

"oh, well thanks. You look the same as you always do.....like a tub of lard......with 50% extra free..."
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 14:30, More)

» Claims to Fame

I work with....
One of the members of the band Mungo Jerry (as in the Song 'In the Summertime')
He's a very lovely man.

Nothing else really except that my sister used to work for a publishing company and had to look after Germaine Greer when she did a book reading in Sheffield. After the show Germaine took her out for a curry in this really dodgy curry house in the city centre. Apparently she's very nice....
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 11:39, More)