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Name: Matt Facer
Age: 23 24 25

Margaret the Traffic Warden Series

my crappy shite site

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they dont stay young for ever...

(Wed 5th May 2004, 15:05, More)

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» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

not me but...
...my girlfriend appeared on the front page of the "Lancashire Evening Post". Kim (on the left as u look at the photo), along with her friend, Kelly, escorted their flat mate to the doctors - who was then diagnosed with Meningitis and was in intensive care later that night. If they hadnt have done that "glass on the rash" test - things would have been different...

... we all had to have an antibiotic which turned our urine bright orange - the same colour as IRN BRU.... you can imaging the looks we got at the night clubs urinals that night!
(Mon 14th Feb 2005, 17:14, More)