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» When I met the parents
First car journey
When I was about 16 my mum met my (then) boyfriend for the first time, when she picked him up in the car after getting me from school.
Being a stupidly tiny car, and him being a strapping lad, I squeezed in the back and he sat in the passenger seat next to Mum.
As we pulled away from the drive mum went to change gears, MISSED and grabbed my poor innocent boyfriend's thigh! I have no idea whether it was deliberate or not (although knowing her, it probably was) but it certainly made for interesting conversation on the way home...
'Wow, what strong thighs you have James. How did you get them that muscly?'
'Errrmmm....'
(Fri 20th May 2005, 9:26, More)
First car journey
When I was about 16 my mum met my (then) boyfriend for the first time, when she picked him up in the car after getting me from school.
Being a stupidly tiny car, and him being a strapping lad, I squeezed in the back and he sat in the passenger seat next to Mum.
As we pulled away from the drive mum went to change gears, MISSED and grabbed my poor innocent boyfriend's thigh! I have no idea whether it was deliberate or not (although knowing her, it probably was) but it certainly made for interesting conversation on the way home...
'Wow, what strong thighs you have James. How did you get them that muscly?'
'Errrmmm....'
(Fri 20th May 2005, 9:26, More)
» Petty Sabotage
noisy housemates
At uni I live with 5 other girls (nightmare) in a house with cardboard walls.
One of them (not a great friend of mine, it has to be said) has a boyfriend who visits at weekends and every Saturday night without fail, they go out and get completely rat arsed. At about 3 in the morning they come back, shout at each other for 2 hours and then have loud sex. EVERY WEEK.
Recently I have taken to quietly removing the toilet roll in the morning before my housemate emerges, knowing that the inevitable hangover every week gives her the shits something dreadful. Petty, but oh so satisfying!
(Sun 8th May 2005, 17:20, More)
noisy housemates
At uni I live with 5 other girls (nightmare) in a house with cardboard walls.
One of them (not a great friend of mine, it has to be said) has a boyfriend who visits at weekends and every Saturday night without fail, they go out and get completely rat arsed. At about 3 in the morning they come back, shout at each other for 2 hours and then have loud sex. EVERY WEEK.
Recently I have taken to quietly removing the toilet roll in the morning before my housemate emerges, knowing that the inevitable hangover every week gives her the shits something dreadful. Petty, but oh so satisfying!
(Sun 8th May 2005, 17:20, More)
» Pet Names
Bacardi and Coke
A mate of mine named her evil cats Bacardi and Coke. Horrible little Persian type things with too much fur. Sadly after about a year Bacardi mysteriously became ill and died. The cause of death? Liver poisoning. How I laughed. My mate wouldn't speak to me for weeks when I commented that maybe she should call her next beloved pet 'Natural Causes'.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 11:32, More)
Bacardi and Coke
A mate of mine named her evil cats Bacardi and Coke. Horrible little Persian type things with too much fur. Sadly after about a year Bacardi mysteriously became ill and died. The cause of death? Liver poisoning. How I laughed. My mate wouldn't speak to me for weeks when I commented that maybe she should call her next beloved pet 'Natural Causes'.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 11:32, More)