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» Shit Stories
dogs : hands
Once my dog, being the wise creature that he was, managed to eat a glove that had been lying on the floor somewhere. Days passed and nothing happened. Sometimelater he waddled outside to take his morning crap, to find first one finger, then two, three fingers of this glove popping out of his ass. The sight of a hand sticking out my dogs arse scared both the family, and the dog wasnt too happy about it either.
Its safe to say he didnt do it again...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 9:57, More)
dogs : hands
Once my dog, being the wise creature that he was, managed to eat a glove that had been lying on the floor somewhere. Days passed and nothing happened. Sometimelater he waddled outside to take his morning crap, to find first one finger, then two, three fingers of this glove popping out of his ass. The sight of a hand sticking out my dogs arse scared both the family, and the dog wasnt too happy about it either.
Its safe to say he didnt do it again...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 9:57, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Recycling
My mate (whose now running around with a gun in the RAF) was totally convinced that the source of skin for grafting onto burns victims was undoubtedly the circumcised foreskins of Jewish babies.
He insists the discovery channel did a feature on it once...
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 12:23, More)
Recycling
My mate (whose now running around with a gun in the RAF) was totally convinced that the source of skin for grafting onto burns victims was undoubtedly the circumcised foreskins of Jewish babies.
He insists the discovery channel did a feature on it once...
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 12:23, More)