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Umm, i'm pretty much just back to lurking now as all else failed after my internet broke, [Fixed now :D] but yeah, i'm an assistant manager, and a barman, although in different places, and i play most instruments, so yeah, tis all fun.

[DTMX] out...

msn address:- zzad(at)hotmail.com if anyone would want to..

For people with 2 "z"'s in thier name:-


Huzzah!! i found something i can do that looks ok!
My friend from school

And Mr Moreno

I dont know what you'd call them, but there they are anyways.

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» Heckles

Cinema heckles
the usual anti-copyright theft downloading things,

A specific "you wouldn't steal a car" advert comes on, to be greeted with

"I would if i could fucking download one"

This is why i lurk y'see...
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 21:27, More)

» Cheap Tat

There was a special offer in tescos.
Just after christmas, A bag of clementines for 5p.

Not wanting to turn down an offer such as this, we took full advantage.

'I like this'. It helps you get the ladies. Or men. Or both if your lucky.

We later bought 56 tubs of cream, Came to about a fiver. Seemed a great deal.
(Sat 5th Jan 2008, 1:00, More)

» Voyeurism

There was this story once...
With this girl i'd be Trying to get with for around 3 years...

Eventually she gave in [or got dumped by her boyfriend] and decided it was time enough, it was all going well, if rather noisily, when a group of 5 and 6 year old kids than run past my house. Everything in our road Echos to fuck, and my window was open.
Que five minutes later:-

"This is the house mummy,"
"No son, She isnt being hurt,She was just praying loudly"
"::violent almost orgasmic screams from child:: Does god love me now mummy?"

From that day forward, i've always checked my window has been closed, and we've hardly ever spoken of it since.
(Sun 14th Oct 2007, 0:26, More)

» How nerdy are you?

Me and My friends Instead of using the Phrase


On instant messengers and stuff we used


Because its 101 in binary.

Simple things.
(Tue 11th Mar 2008, 9:52, More)

» Panic Buying

I went and bought 120 choc ices,
Seemed like a good idea at the time... Bit of a let down when i realised i didnt have a freezer... ate all of them between 4 of us before they melted.. also seemed like a good idea.. Thats about it really... Thanks for listening..
(Mon 2nd Jan 2006, 19:18, More)
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