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The holding pen Cerberus Dog
Could be a portal to Hell, but you'll need a psychopomp to find out.

Hall of Fame:
1) Beau Bo d'Or, should run the UN
2) Durbster, a bridge too far
3) Jolly Jack, unleash the pies
4) Rogan of Zombie fame
5) Damocles, king of animation
6) Kezza, Pirates ahoy!
7) Zak McFlimby, high quality all the way
8) Mushybees, vector royalty
9) Burger Breath, boy wonder

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Best answers to questions:

» Weird Traditions

Every Beltane I have the people in my village tie a virgin to the old oak tree so that I can ravage her at my leisure. Apparently they think it makes their crops grow, buggered if I know why!
(Tue 2nd Aug 2005, 13:55, More)

» Scary Neighbours

Ah the Sicilians!
Just got back from a nice wedding. To my eyes nothing untoward there, but chating to the best man he tells me that the "uncles" have told him that if he ever has any bother to just let them know and they'll sort it out. Old family from Sicily, wouldn't you know.
(Tue 30th Aug 2005, 10:40, More)

» Weird Traditions

It's a Tradition that I win EVERY argument
I think it's because I am always right.

also g/f has tradition of making a wish when she puts her knife into a new tub of margarine. Never have got a reason why out of her. Odd though.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 14:04, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Agent Provocateur panties
Fifty five f'ing quid!!! Must have been pissed.

Still I'm in brownie point heaven with my sweet lady.
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 16:26, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Intelligence, oh and a pulse!
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 9:36, More)
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