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Chef, 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33, physically weakened and intellectually retarded from working late nights from 15 onwards.

Messy, disorganized, not rule conscious, rebellious, rash, weird, ambivalent about chaos, likes bizarre things, anti-authority, not good at saving money, not a perfectionist, leaves many things unfinished, low self control, strange, desires more attention, romantic daydreamer, abstract, impractical, unproductive, leisurely, likes the unknown
All but one of those phrases is bang on the mark, in my opinion. I'll let you guess which one.

The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you."

Some say he has has a knife fetish and has given all the sharp kitchen utensils pet names,
and that when he posts you can almost hear copious amounts of alcohol being drunk. all we know is he's the Spider...and he rocks!

The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

This be Me.


Dead or thereabouts


The Indian
Brave Swan Pussy
also known as
Spider Riviera

Lynching a town preacher.
Claim jumping with a Stetson.
Using fancy words to convince the US cavalry to fight a lady without a petticoat.

Reward: $9600

Last seen riding his horse; Lolita in the town of Burtplug."

Cheers, baldmonkey. :-)

Wynoh had this to say about me:
Spider couldn't possibly survive on such a diet
he should be eating beef, firecrackers and girlspunk.
To maintain the manic glint in his robot eye.

"you delightful man-muscle of doom" - Aardvark.

Dr. Preference wrote this about me too.
Spider, spider, on the wall,
Smoking dope and having a ball,
You work each night, and all because,
You're saving up to move to Oz.

This was made by the legend that is Azra3l

Made by the lovely and awesome mofaha

I am a Ninetales!

I am 9% Idiot.
Friggin Genius
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

Hexy Takeover

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Courtesy of CHB.

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

Teh /talk Insomniac Club

Current members:
List of Insomniac Club members.

Your Theme Song:

"Who Are You" - The Who

'What is your theme song?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I made this bloke's approved list.

And I got the Aardvark Seal Of Approval

And a Gold Shuriken


But wasn't affected by it, unfortunately.


50ft honour badge


How to make a Spider Riviera

5 parts success

1 part brilliance

5 parts leadership
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

NerdTests.com says I'm a Slightly Dorky Sci-Fi / Comic Geek.  What are you?  Click here!

Help me

What Flavour Are You? I tashte like Alcohol.I tashte like Alcohol.

Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You?

I am Vostok, Antarctica!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

What kind of looter am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

You are Palm OS. Punctual, straightforward and very useful.  Your mother wants you to do more with your life like your cousin Wince, but you're happy with who you are.
Which OS are You?

I write like
James Joyce

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Recent front page messages:


Best answers to questions:

» Food sabotage

I've never sabotaged anyone's food.
And never will.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 23:46, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Mother-Fucking Good.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:34, More)

» This book changed my life

I can't claim to having one book change my life.
It was more the stack of high-quality german spank mags I found in the garage at 14.
(Mon 19th May 2008, 1:06, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

A Relevant Story (For Once.)
A few years back when I was still a teenager, GTA: Vice City was released on the PS2 in November, I think. As christmas was around the corner and due to the fact I was working my family expected to get presents off me. I really wanted the game, but decided to play the "good son" card and buy pressies.

Fast Forward to 2 weeks before christmas, was walking to a mate's house and for some unknown reason didn't cross the road at my usual spot, prefering to walk past the pub at the bottom of the road from me. Walking at the edge of its car-park I stop and glance down for some unknown reason. €50 staring me in the face. Look around, pick up note, walk on. 5 steps later, stop, look down. Another €50. Note joins its kin in pocket. Get to mate's house and while walking through town with his dogs later buy game in local video store. Still had €40 left over. Went to pub and got locked!
Still one of my favourite evenings EVER!
(Tue 19th Sep 2006, 0:32, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Still gives me nightmares.
Little 6 year old me entered first class at school. There was a girl who honestly looked like a gorrila, anyway teacher vacates the room one day to the rising noises of rowdiness. For some reason gorrila girl gets mad at me. I'm standing at the top of the row, she's at the back, charges full tilt toward me and with a kick like an angry silverback, booted my balls into my body. White light, pain and straight off home.

On the positive side two days later a cute female dotor gave my 6 year old eyes a view of a cleavage so fantastic that I have never seen equals since.
Oh and I got a week off school as well!
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 4:56, More)
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