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curse u god for makeing me this way.
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» Best Comebacks
lez
A lez comedian called rohna or sumthing, came to bristol and i duely attended. she shouts out from the stage " has anyone been to musselboura" being a service engineer and traveling the country i shouted "YES".
"so your the one i shaged" she replied (this was b4 she came out in the early 80's)
"Yes and im still iching"
much laughing
she dies on stage (not literaly)
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 22:03, More)
lez
A lez comedian called rohna or sumthing, came to bristol and i duely attended. she shouts out from the stage " has anyone been to musselboura" being a service engineer and traveling the country i shouted "YES".
"so your the one i shaged" she replied (this was b4 she came out in the early 80's)
"Yes and im still iching"
much laughing
she dies on stage (not literaly)
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 22:03, More)
» Posh
My girlfriends family are posh
They are rich (really rich), related to Ian Fleming (he wrote James Bond and chitty chitty bang bang) and Christopher lee.
But better than all that…..
They are related to the judge from robot wars, sharkey… he is the one with the big white beard in the middle…
YeaY
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 12:46, More)
My girlfriends family are posh
They are rich (really rich), related to Ian Fleming (he wrote James Bond and chitty chitty bang bang) and Christopher lee.
But better than all that…..
They are related to the judge from robot wars, sharkey… he is the one with the big white beard in the middle…
YeaY
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 12:46, More)
» Shoddy Presents
on my last day working at my local cinima
I stole a life-sized cutout of britney (from that “classic” film crossroads)
And 3 body fluid removal kits.
I then wrapped them and gave them to a mate for his barfday.
Skip forward two days… 7:30 out on the piss, Mobile rings.
Manager
“If you do not return said items, we will be forced to ring the police”
so then I have to go to my friends house and take back the presents, and get a bollocking from a Greek psycho Manager (who wasn’t my manager anymore)
I came so close to telling him to shove britney up his ass.
I always wanted “theft of britney spears cut out” on my record
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 15:30, More)
on my last day working at my local cinima
I stole a life-sized cutout of britney (from that “classic” film crossroads)
And 3 body fluid removal kits.
I then wrapped them and gave them to a mate for his barfday.
Skip forward two days… 7:30 out on the piss, Mobile rings.
Manager
“If you do not return said items, we will be forced to ring the police”
so then I have to go to my friends house and take back the presents, and get a bollocking from a Greek psycho Manager (who wasn’t my manager anymore)
I came so close to telling him to shove britney up his ass.
I always wanted “theft of britney spears cut out” on my record
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 15:30, More)
» How nerdy are you?
World of Warcraft
4 x lvl 70's
raid six nights a week
just over 16 stone
on the doll
/me cry's while wanking to NightElf p0rn
u think im joking
lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/world-of-warcraft-hentai/page/1
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 23:20, More)
World of Warcraft
4 x lvl 70's
raid six nights a week
just over 16 stone
on the doll
/me cry's while wanking to NightElf p0rn
u think im joking
lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/world-of-warcraft-hentai/page/1
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 23:20, More)