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» Impromptu Games You Play
The STD Game
My friends and I (with the help of my oft inebriated friend Samantha) thought this game up a few years ago when we received a teacher we disliked immensly as our band director. In order to annoy said teacher (and by default, all the conservative parents of band members loitering in the band hall) we decided one day to start yelling out the most foul things we could imagine.
This rapidly transpired to asking eachother at loud volumes how someone was coping with their current sexually transmitted disease.
Example :
"SAMANTHA! How's the chlamydia coming?"
"It's going fantastic, the swelling has lessened a lot and the oozing fluids have almost completely stopped.The only problem now is the herpes."
Remember...you must yell. It's no fun if no one can hear you.
You get extra points if you make someone cry.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 23:50, More)
The STD Game
My friends and I (with the help of my oft inebriated friend Samantha) thought this game up a few years ago when we received a teacher we disliked immensly as our band director. In order to annoy said teacher (and by default, all the conservative parents of band members loitering in the band hall) we decided one day to start yelling out the most foul things we could imagine.
This rapidly transpired to asking eachother at loud volumes how someone was coping with their current sexually transmitted disease.
Example :
"SAMANTHA! How's the chlamydia coming?"
"It's going fantastic, the swelling has lessened a lot and the oozing fluids have almost completely stopped.The only problem now is the herpes."
Remember...you must yell. It's no fun if no one can hear you.
You get extra points if you make someone cry.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 23:50, More)
» Things you've done when you've had no money.
Books for food
Last semester here at uni I had about 4 weeks left of classes but no funds at all. Being an industrious young student I realized I could still sell all my textbooks. The idea that I might require their assistance on my final exams was far outweighed by my desire for food and cds and so I gradually sold off all my books. Later I realized how fucking useless it all was as books that had cost me upwards of $400 garnered me in total about $150. Worst was my damn anthropology book, which had cost me at least $100 but made me only $22. I knew that class was pointless.
(Sat 9th Oct 2004, 8:12, More)
Books for food
Last semester here at uni I had about 4 weeks left of classes but no funds at all. Being an industrious young student I realized I could still sell all my textbooks. The idea that I might require their assistance on my final exams was far outweighed by my desire for food and cds and so I gradually sold off all my books. Later I realized how fucking useless it all was as books that had cost me upwards of $400 garnered me in total about $150. Worst was my damn anthropology book, which had cost me at least $100 but made me only $22. I knew that class was pointless.
(Sat 9th Oct 2004, 8:12, More)