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both me nans.........
My dads mum, who is totally sound in mind and body will haggle with anyone for anything...while on a shopping trip to the market with me and my parents she wanted to buy something from a tool stool (?) that was £2.50. She approached the guy running the stall and promptly offered to 'toss him for two quid'. Everyone around under the age of 70 pissing themselves laughing, bless er pop socks.
Other nan (mad as balloon) last christmas, we were playing 'name stuck on yer head, guess who you are by asking questions'. She didn't get the idea of the game, so other nan (who offers to toss people for £2) said 'Rose, you have to ask questions like am I a singer?' so Rose asks 'am I a singer?' and we tell her no. She almost smacks my other nan in the face for making her waste a go, then asks 3 goes in a row 'am I Terry Wogan?'. At the end of the day she asked my other nan, very politely I might add 'excuse me, who are you?'. She's only known her for 39 years. I wouldn't be who I am without these people. Big Love and much respect to my Nannas xx
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 16:00, More)