» Pet Stories

Amos the Border Collie
When I brought Amos home he would eat anything and everything - but always the wrong things.

He ate a massive hole in the carpet.

He ate the plaster off the walls.

He ate balled-up socks. and my sons underpants.

He has even eaten my underpants while i was still wearing them!!!

One day he was in the yard, looking like he was about to have a dump, when he started trying to get to his back end. Eventually he did - and promptly pulled a pair the wifes tights out of his arse! It was like a Paul Daniels Magic trick!

He is still alive today - nearly 15 years old now - how het got to this age with some of the stuff he has eaten - its a miricale!
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 12:27, More)

» Shit Stories

Dogs and Clothes
I have a border collie called Amos. When he was 12 months old, clothes used to go missing i.e. underpants, balled up socks and tights.

We often wondered where they went.

Looking out of the window one day we found out!

There was Amos - squatting have a poo - first came out the perfectly balled up socks, followed by the underpants. This was quite funny, but not as funny was we howled as the tights soon followed. But they did not completely come out of his backside, but just hung there. He then spun round at took hold of the tight with his teeth and then procceded to pull them from his arse!

It should have killed him - but me and the wife nearly died laughing!
(Fri 7th May 2004, 12:00, More)

» Terrible food

My sister
used to sit in the garage and eat Spillars Shapes Dog Biscuits!

Black ones where her fav!
(Thu 17th May 2007, 10:42, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Turned me on she did
Princess

Battle of the Planets

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/battle/gallery/princess2.shtml

get my drift!
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 12:15, More)

» Iffy crushes

I know its a cartoon....
But did anyone else find Princess from Battle of the Planets hot?
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 18:13, More)