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» I just don't get it

Combining this and the Walkman Thread.
Why is it that whenever I go out shopping for CD's etc while wearing my old Sony WMD6c walkman all the store detectives end up following me down the street???
Last time I was shopping in Brum I must have hade 7 or 8 behind me; I mean I dont look THAT shifty, and I wasnt actualy nicking anything either, in fact I spent about £1200 on Hifi and CD's.
There is of course the rumour that the crystal lock drive on the WMD6C is the same frequency as the anti theft patches everyone uses these days..........
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 19:24, More)

» Little things that turn you on

My best T Shirt says the following
Whip Me Whip Me,
Cover Me in Peanut Butter.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 19:19, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

Old People Talk Bollocks
Its a bit late but.
I once had an old woman phone me up and accuse me of stealing her telephone number.(wtf??)
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 21:59, More)