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My Excuntwhore
Well here's the worst thing that ever happened to me, and this is how I was dumped.

My excuntwhore Meredith and I had been together for a year and a half. So, I'm thinking that everything is fine for a while and then she tells me those two words that males dread with every bit of their being: I'm pregnant.

Fuck! Is what I was thinking.
What! Is what I said.

So like a normal boyfriend that is pretending to care about her well-being at the moment, I ask her what she's going to do. She is going to have it.

Fuck! Is what I was thinking.
What! Is what I said.

So to make a long story short, she calls me a week later and said that she miscarried. I felt bad for her. I really did.

Then another week later, she tells me that she had an abortion. I again felt bad for her and asked her why? She said because she knew I didn't want it and it was her problem.

Another week later, she calls me to tell me that it wasn't mine and she was breaking up with me.
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 22:07, More)