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» Shit Stories

Several years ago...
I was in desperate, screaming need of a shit. The urge had come on halfway through a long walk home, in the middle of the day (so no sneaky crapping behind a dark bush) and no available toilet. I finally got home, did the frantic spastic can't get the key in the front door thing, finally opened the door, rushed down the hall and managed to drop the strides, plant my arse on the toilet and let fly all in one remarkably coordinated move. I suspect more luck than judgement was involved. There was so much shit, and it all came out so fast that I actually felt my internal organs shift thanks to the newly available space in my abdomen. The relief was beyond palpable...nearly orgasmic.



(Thu 6th May 2004, 6:51, More)