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» Impromptu Games You Play

Something to play on long journeys
I used to do this as a kid. I used to imagine I was on a litle motorbike driving along fences and imagining I did pulled huge jumps off the fence posts and hedges and the faster we went the longer the jumps would be. This used to keep me amused for hours (parents on the dole so coach journeys to spain were an annual occurrence so plenty of time to play this)
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:17, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

HI-5
Weekday mornings Aussie kids program 1 mega fit 1 pretty fit and 1 "I'd not kick out of bed for farting" girls dancing about. It rocks and do I feel guilty watching it? Not one bit
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 16:24, More)

» Local Nutters

Moses
There was a guy in my grandads home town of Amlywch (I think thats how it is spelt) called Moses and due to cars insisting on crashing into his front room he used to stand outside his house directing traffic from morning till night dressed in mac and wellies. He was a strange character and my parents said I was not to talk to him.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:08, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Last night
My housemates and I were practicing for an upcoming cricket match. One of my housemates catches a beamer (ball that leaves the hand and does not bounce) square in the balls. Guess who has left his box at home? Brought a tear to my eye from laughing so hard. He is now awaiting a scan and may need to have an operation but every male I mention it to laughs then imagines the pain and squirms. Just thinking about the noises he made is making me uncomfortable and bringing tears to my eyes.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 9:59, More)

» Local Nutters

Southfields nutter
I've been accosted by this bearded weirdo who seems harmless but does tend to scream obscenities at you if you ignore him. Just last night coming out of Threshers with a crate of cans, he screams "have a nice evening" which I thought was nice till he followed it by "Are listening to my fucking music" and then started dancing about in a way I can only describe as a marionette being operated by an epilectic. Thought was going to twat some poor girl but upon seeing her calmed down. I sped off before he remembered me.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 16:05, More)
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