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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Foot In Mouth
Few months ago sitting in the pub drinking and chatting as one does my girlfriend came up with this pearler.

We where discussing beer adverts and talking about the old heiniken ones when my young lass says 'oh is that the ones where the frogs go bud wies er?'
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 17:38, More)

» Fancy Dress

Cub Party
At my cub scout Xmas party we would have a fancy dress comp where the best costume would recieve a big mystery present. Which was usually a big box of sweets.

My mum got a bit carried away with this and took ages making my costume each year and on one occasion made me a fantastic robot outfit which was basically a silver cat suit, with a box on the front for my workings, and a space mans helmet. I am a boy by the way.

on this occasion just before the comp started, we all had to parade and the best was chosen by akela (spelling?), i really needed a wee and the flaw in the suit was that once assembled there was no way out. I begged her for five minutes to help me out but as she had stitched the helmet on it meant tearing the thing to pieces, there was wires and all sorts, and she wanted me to parade first.

I held on for as long as I could but nature won and I ran to the loo and basically filled the legs with , well you know, and hid for a while before asking someone to get my mum.

I'm sure she still blames me as I was never made a costume again.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 15:25, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

makes me shiver to say its name
wet bread. makes me reach.
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 8:43, More)

» Hidden Treasure

during my cub days
I used to help out at the church jumble sales. On one particular occasion I came across a box of jewelry that also contained a Nazi war medal.

I took it to a local antique dealer who offered me £25 (this was 16 years ago) I decided to think on it and took it to a proper military shop who sold old medals and guns and he told me it was a repro and worth about a fiver at best.

I then returned to the antique shop and closed the deal for £25. nice one
(Mon 4th Jul 2005, 16:15, More)

» Lost...

my brothers toys
As a youngster I was playing on southsea beach with my brother. I came up with the idea to bury his transformer toys under the sand , there used to be sand in southsea, and then attempt a salvage operation to recover them.

Somehow though after we buried them we could not find them, we spent hours looking with my dads help but it was like they where swallowed up by the earth. I think he has hated me ever since.
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 9:42, More)
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