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» Kids

they are real goddam stoopid! especially when they are 3..bastards
My girlfriends daughter was told the old adage about eating carrots and them helping you to see in the dark,upon noticing her absence she was found in the windowless toilet,in the dark with a carrot,truing to use it as a torch!
(Tue 22nd Apr 2008, 13:47, More)

» Secret Santa

secret santa - a nuns best pressie
My Ex-Girlfriend was working for a homeless charity years ago,the time came to secret santa so my ex gave the head nun a dildo....hehhe
(Wed 27th Dec 2006, 13:24, More)