b3ta.com user RedHouse
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I have no skills, so it will be rare that I post a pic, but I've been loving this place for years! Yes, as a matter of fact, you are my photoshopping bitches, and I love you for it! I try to add to the fun with links / puns / comments / woos.

I am Canadian, so since my most of my time on B3ta is spent in the evenings, my postings wind up on the gayshift.

Trivia #1: I used to be Spiderman! Watch me spin my web!

"Back off man, I'm a scientist"
-- Dr. Peter Venkman

Trivia #2: I grew up not far from the set of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, and went to high school with "Julian" and the director of Trailer Park Boys.

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I wrote this two years ago, but it will apply again in two years:
What has an orange face, is seedy and rotten inside, and needs to be tossed out in November?
(Sun 2nd Sep 2018, 17:12, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Tally the catchphrase
Ever had a teacher/coworker etc. who overused a certain phrase? In university I had an English professor who could not get through a lecture without saying "microcosm" or "part and parcel" or a number of other phrases not used by normal people. A friend and I used to keep a jotted total of each utterance. You might try this today with anyone who "touches base" or "makes no mistake" or even someone who says "like" or "uh..." too often.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 21:39, More)