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» Sacked

A Friend
Got incredibly drunk the night before a morning shift, passed out. Next morning off to work on a ferry, not realising he had a cock drawn on his face. Didn't last the day.
(Sun 26th Feb 2006, 16:11, More)

» Terrible Parenting

Never Take Rides from Strangers
Was probably the only lesson my parents never taught me when I was really young.

When I was young (I'd say about ten) we went for a vacation to P.E.I. (wow!). Rented house and all. One day, we all took a long stroll down the road to the beach. Quite quickly after we got there, my brother managed to slice his foot open on a rock. Cue my mom and dad running back to the house with him leaving me and my older sister to walk back. Not a problem, even though I'm tired. I went there barefoot, but the road was rocky, so my dad gave me his oversized sandals before he went off running. Well with that and me being tired, I was extremely slow and my sister got tired of me lagging behind. Wasn't long before everyone was out of sight and I had no idea where I was.

Cue a strange man in a Jeep. I give him my story, that I'm there on vacation, the place we're staying is down the road somewhere, but I have no clue. He offers to give me a ride down the road, to try and find the house. Not knowing not to, I oblige. After a bit of driving, I see the house, I thank him, and he lets me out. Nice guy.

Of course my parents are happy to see that I actually made it home, though a little ticked off that I had taken this random ride from a random stranger. Guess they were a little late with the no rides from strangers thing. I Still didn't quite get it after that, clearly getting a ride from strangers can help in a predicament.
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 3:51, More)

» On the stage

Santy Clause
When I was maybe 6 or 7 we had a christmas play to put on. Being the only fat kid in class I was of course pegged to play Santa by other kids and the teacher... bastards... I just wanted to be a cardboard box robot like my friends.

Also in high school I was a sound guy for Godzilla: The Musical, which included me sitting right at the front of the stage with a microphone. Play involved uniformed asian schoolgirls, very nice view from the front of the stage with those short skirts.
(Sun 4th Dec 2005, 20:14, More)

» Injured Siblings

It's hammer time.
This isn't so much me hurting a sibling as it is my sibling hurting me because of my own stupidity. I was three, my brother five. our parents were having a dinner party upstairs while we were in the basement playing. for my brother, playing was swinging a hammer around, and for me, it was trying to run under the hammer when he wasn't looking. the result being me smashed in the face with a hammer and having to go to the hospital. All this the day before i had to go to the hospital anyways for surgery for my undropped ball.
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 22:32, More)

» Injured Siblings

padlock
i got made mad at my brother for something probably completely pointless and threw a padlock at him. Hit the bastard right in the soft spot behind the ear, advantage me. This was after i missed him with a giant wooden mallet.
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 22:36, More)
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