» Best Comebacks

tutor at college says...
would you like to do be a favour, to which i reply, "i'd rather shove bees up my arse"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 17:36, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

marilyn manson
i went to an open air concert and mazza was doing his bit. not being a big fan of his i started chanting various waterboy phrases, such as "waterboy!", "gatorade" and such.

this didn't do much so me and my mate started chanting "brian, brian" (mazza's real name) after about 5 seconds there was about 100 people chanting brian, brian. the look on his face was feckin great. top moment
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 11:52, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

mostly done
nearly all the inventions i have created have already been made. someone said something about sel;f lighting cigarettes? i made some 2 years ago and theyu were a success. i even wrote to B & H, but got nothing back :(

other inventions include biological hair removers, little micro-organisms that eat hair, and other crap invented while drunk.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 9:52, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

dogs nob
this is a game invented years ago before dick and dom(CBBC)stole it and renamed it,"bogies".

what you do is think of a good sawear wood eg titweasel,fuckbadger etc. and one person says the word really quietly. then the next person says it louder, this goes on untill someone gives up. i play dogs nob at every opertunity, in the cinema, library, the bull ring in birmingham, all are choice loacations
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 20:23, More)

» Best Comebacks

at school
in art one of the girls were showing off as usual, she says "i'm very artistic", to which i shout" NO...Autistic!!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 17:35, More)