» The Police II

ello ello etc.
err.. I'm a copper (booooooo hissssss). great reading stories that go along the lines... and i met this pig and amazingly he wasn't a massive twat.
Pull up a sandbag and I could tell you tales about the 'particularly stupid'. People never fail to amaze me.
One fella came up to me when I was still in uniform saying 'i've done something stupid, i've bought this cocaine..' Eh? Well you've done 2 stupid things now. Lad was sent on his way. Cocaine had to be destroyed (sorry drug fans).
Probably shouldn't tell the juicier stories. Safe to say the countries full of idiots, and yes some of them are coppers.
(Sat 7th May 2011, 9:31, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

batteries..
...i feel your pain. i found a tin of soup out of date last month. tins NEVER run out do they? well they do if you're old enough
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 17:28, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

sparkling rasberry flavoured space invader crisps
FOR REAL! but if you seem them in a shop, you're going to try them aren't you? fouler than you can imagine. i still ate the whole packet though.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 16:11, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

along same lines
there's people in pubs legally drinking who were born after the beastie boys were first in the charts.... b'jesus
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 17:31, More)