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What can i say, when the going gets tough, the tough send in someone stupid enough to do it.

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» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

man has no need to make any more inventions
the only invention that allows man to sit back and relax all the time has already been created, however it takes a lot of training to use, it is know as WOMAN. has the ability to bring open cans of beer from the fridge directly to you waiting hand.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 20:44, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Human Jenga/
Me and a mate thought up this one at work one day when managment decided to cram 3 of us into a really small van. Well the bloke in the middle put his legs up on the dash and proceded to fall asleep leaving his legs in a level position. So me and mate decided to start pileing things (paperwork, pens, flask, cups, anything to hand really) on his legs.

We took it in turns to see how high we could get the pile without it falling or bloke waking up causing said jenga like affect with pile of stuff in which looser has to clear up
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 20:34, More)