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» School Trips

Ohhhh Mrs Coote...
We went on a school camping trip to somewhere horrible in Wales, and in the middle of the night everyone was woken up to the sound of someone being told off (very loudly) for being out of their tent so late. Not to miss out on a good bollocking, everyone poked their heads out of their tents to watch the show..... only to see our teacher drunkenly berating a bin for being out of its tent. We went sailing the next day and she got hit in the head with a boom. Hehehehe.
(Tue 12th Dec 2006, 9:37, More)

» Barred

I got barred (along with some other drunk friends) from Toys'R'Us for going in on a Saturday afternoon, absolutely bladdered and riding around on the scooters and little tractors and things. Much fun was had by all, till the security guard threw us out. Oh how we laughed :)
(Mon 4th Sep 2006, 10:54, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Looks like fizzy piss. Smell like vomit. Tastes like vomit. Makes me vomit. That is all.
(Wed 14th Jul 2004, 20:45, More)

» My Collection

Snails & Pencil Shavings.
It was all my friends idea, and I now believe she made a hobby of seeing what wierd things she could make me collect. I had a "Peanuts" lunchbox and lots of jars full of pencil shavings, at school me and said friend would ask people to "donate" by sharpening their pencils into one of the jars. WHYYYYYY!??? I had to stop collecting snails after I left the lid off the box and they all escaped.... I was finding them in odd places around my bedroom for months :( I also had quite a collection of little hippos that you can put on the end of pencils. *proud*
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 12:59, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Loose Change Olympics
works like this: as many people as you like can play, they must be drunk.
Requirements- Lots of loose change, 2p's recommended.A bucket.A long room.
You get a pile of 2p's (record is 40 i think) and put them between your butt cheeks HORIZONTALLY (very important detail, one person was disqualified for incorrect loading and branded a cheater forever more). Then, with money in place, make your way to the other end of the long room without dropping any coins, then try and get as many into the bucket as possible. The resulting tactics are VERY funny. For the Olympic events, there's the Sprint, Long Distance, Obstacle Course and the most difficult of all.....The Relay.......
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 19:05, More)
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