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5punk: B3ta Gamers

This be me after a tequila or 6. Magic Times!

Woo Yay Saturday!
Now with 100% more 3D!

I'm a bad bad man. B3ta makes me feel better.

Do a bit of 3D Modelling as well, 3D kitten action...

Lego time


Hankenny Solologgins!

My New Job, selling dildos and XXX porn for commission!

What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Gauntlet Adventurer.I am a Gauntlet Adventurer.

I strive to improve my living conditions by hoarding gold, food, and sometimes keys and potions. I love adventure, fighting, and particularly winning - especially when there's a prize at stake. I occasionally get lost inside buildings and can't find the exit. I need food badly. What Video Game Character Are You?

At least I'm not Drew Carey
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammtical
inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.

How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Are You A Natural B3tan?
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» Little things that turn you on

Many, many things, from top to bottom...

Curly (Katie Malua) hair
Deep, bright eyes - I'm hooked at this point
My neck being kissed
Girls smaller than me - Anyone under 6'3" is good
Girls necks
Kissing the necks of girls smaller than me
Girls in footie shirts, I can't stand football mind.
Northern Irish Accent - Again, hooked
Giving & receiving massages
Smaller boobs
Midriffs on show
Wet Girls (Both water and lady wet)
Pierced belly buttons - I go to pieces
Tattoos on the small of a girls back
Giving & Receiving Oral sex
Ra ra skirts - grrr
Nice legs
Ankle bracelets
Nice feet (my ex had nasty yellow scabby feet)
Sunday mornings in bed
Staying up late just to fool around
Nelly Furtado - Good god!
Girls who aren't threatened by the fact I work in a sex shop
Rough, filthy sex :)

*EDIT* Missed the most important one - nails down back hard. I'm anyone's after that. Though a gay male did that to me once as a test and it only works when a lady does it!

Biggest turn off is beng so damn lonely at the moment.

Apologies for nothing, you already have my soul!
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 21:33, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

There's something about Saturdays & Sundays for me, primarily Sundays for some reason. I'm gonna say it's 'cause i'm usually hung over when Sunday rolls around and there must be some kind of hormonal imbalance going on.

Anyhoo, back on topic... I work part time in a licensed adult shop (basically Ann Summers but with lots of porn to boot) and have done for two years now, so have become quite good at controlling myself so to speak.

This has had an odd effect on my sex drive. I get more turned on reading everyone's stories here than I do looking at a front cover of a hardcore Bella movie. All of the standard ones people have reported are the same for me (for example the prospect of catching someone nekkid in their bedroom/bathroom window on the train home) with the exception of girls asleep. Whenever my girlf is asleep next to me I do get the horn quite badly, not that i'd do anything to her without waking her up first...

So here I am in a sex shop surrounded by all the most fun things you could imagine and the only thing that's turning me on is reading all these replies. Love it.

Also This does wonders for me every time...

It's a long one, but is it inappropriately long?
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 13:45, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Fan or Phile
I work in a cinema in sunny Southport and during the opening weekend of the film "The Haunted Mansion" (starring Eddie Murphy)Me and my colleagues invented the game "Fan or Phile"

By looking at the lonely single men we had to shout as loud as possible "Fan" if we thought they were an Eddie fan or "Phile" if we thought they were a paedo. One guy actually walked when I shouted "Phile". Lots of fun for all of you who work in a cinema...
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 1:25, More)