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just a simple folk sans photoshopping skills

what the heckfire are you doing on here i hear you scream...well...erm... i just kinda like it here and its warm and you all seem such a lovely bunch and besides my art is in words...well thinking of remotely funny sarcastic things to say then buggering off for a cigarette in the garden.

no kittens just the odd dick and fart joke here or there

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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

in a life littered with ex's
two of my all time classics are the all time love of my life dumped me on our six month anniversary one month after buying her a diamond ring (nice) that really hurt that one did and then more recently after one date a girl said she wouldn't see me again cause she thought we had nothing in common , fair comment i hear you say, she did fucking cross stitch as a hobby this all revolved around her re-coiling in terror from my comic reading confession - i'm 25 i need to meet like minded people ... HELP
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:39, More)

» Posh

i'm so posh
i'm jewish
(Wed 21st Sep 2005, 18:39, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

ooh ooh i remembered another
bit of a pub one this and again its not meant in a malicious or hurtful way it was invented by my genius mate 'our Dave' called thats my black!
dead easy when in the pub or in general (if your hardcore) you just claim a cool/cult/obscure black person in showbiz as your black hence... Lando Callrisian thats my black
response: ah well Trisha now thats my black
dead easy and added to my chronicles of wrong
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 21:36, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

wrong oh so wrong
some of the slightly more wrong games me and my sister like to play are based around rather smashing b3ta games.

firstly: pregnant or fat? quite simple spot a large lady and conclude up the duff or to into food - simple

secondly: dwarf or child? not one to be played loudly, single out a person of miniscule size and debate upon their stature to determin if in fact they are yet to bloom or just one of gods mishaps (is that PC - dunno) i never said they were freindly games but in my defence your honour i'm not a malicious person and the targets never hear me so that makes it ok right? do i still get to go to heaven???
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 21:31, More)