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» That's when I knew it was over...
1. We were both in the pub when she texted me
"Yes I am ignoring you, because you're ignoring me"
2. That sideways glance accompanying the "Uh, yeah" in response to my "Seeya around" the morning after.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 23:34, More)
1. We were both in the pub when she texted me
"Yes I am ignoring you, because you're ignoring me"
2. That sideways glance accompanying the "Uh, yeah" in response to my "Seeya around" the morning after.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 23:34, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Benny Hill
My current constant guilty pleasure is watching the video of the WTC events, dubbed over with that Benny Hill song, and laughing my arse off every single time.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 11:32, More)
Benny Hill
My current constant guilty pleasure is watching the video of the WTC events, dubbed over with that Benny Hill song, and laughing my arse off every single time.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 11:32, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Our Classics/Latin teacher lost his job
because of a newspaper article which reported his supposed attempt at arranging a sexual encounter with a young boy. He always used to let us know he could see everything that went on under the tables, and he used to let pupils get changed in his classroom. That was in the article too, apparently he liked watching people with no shame changing their clothes.
As is the norm, both my RE teachers and three of my PE teachers were wacko.
RE teacher 1: Assigned us the same work every week for two years. Never read what we wrote, marked us on how nice our handwriting was. Criticised all of us for not going to Church. Looked like a burn victim.
RE teacher 2: Dated at least one pupil. Extreme feminist, assumed that everything I said was sexist. This was bad when she was my form tutor, but worse during A-Levels when I was in a class of four people. Had shouting matches all the time, lots of fun.
PE teacher 1: Completely awesome guy. Beard, beer belly, told us that Bacardi is a woman's drink and we should all drink beer. Used to make us run around the school, in the streets, because he couldn't be bothered to do anything else with us.
PE teacher 2: I seem to remember a punishment from him consisting of going to the canteen and getting cheese on toast for him. Very evil man.
PE teacher 3: Was absent from school for many months as he had some heart operation. "You thought I was gone, but I'm still tickin, lads."
And as a bonus, one of our electronics teachers got stressed very easily and when he did his face turned bright red. Also had time off for heart operation. Shouted at someone for not turning off one of the computers in the lab properly, even though it was a old crappy piece of shit and no permanent harm was done.
A final one I've just remembered; one of the dinner ladies couldn't speak Englsh properly. No matter what you asked for, "Chips? You want chips? Chips?"
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 2:44, More)
Our Classics/Latin teacher lost his job
because of a newspaper article which reported his supposed attempt at arranging a sexual encounter with a young boy. He always used to let us know he could see everything that went on under the tables, and he used to let pupils get changed in his classroom. That was in the article too, apparently he liked watching people with no shame changing their clothes.
As is the norm, both my RE teachers and three of my PE teachers were wacko.
RE teacher 1: Assigned us the same work every week for two years. Never read what we wrote, marked us on how nice our handwriting was. Criticised all of us for not going to Church. Looked like a burn victim.
RE teacher 2: Dated at least one pupil. Extreme feminist, assumed that everything I said was sexist. This was bad when she was my form tutor, but worse during A-Levels when I was in a class of four people. Had shouting matches all the time, lots of fun.
PE teacher 1: Completely awesome guy. Beard, beer belly, told us that Bacardi is a woman's drink and we should all drink beer. Used to make us run around the school, in the streets, because he couldn't be bothered to do anything else with us.
PE teacher 2: I seem to remember a punishment from him consisting of going to the canteen and getting cheese on toast for him. Very evil man.
PE teacher 3: Was absent from school for many months as he had some heart operation. "You thought I was gone, but I'm still tickin, lads."
And as a bonus, one of our electronics teachers got stressed very easily and when he did his face turned bright red. Also had time off for heart operation. Shouted at someone for not turning off one of the computers in the lab properly, even though it was a old crappy piece of shit and no permanent harm was done.
A final one I've just remembered; one of the dinner ladies couldn't speak Englsh properly. No matter what you asked for, "Chips? You want chips? Chips?"
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 2:44, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
My mate works in a supermarket.
Whenever a customer asks if they have any of product X in stock, he will go out back, take a fifteen minute break, and come back and tell the customer that he couldn't find any.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 17:29, More)
My mate works in a supermarket.
Whenever a customer asks if they have any of product X in stock, he will go out back, take a fifteen minute break, and come back and tell the customer that he couldn't find any.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 17:29, More)
» Scars with history
Glass tables: Breakable
When I was a toddler, my parent had a table whose surface was made of glass (The legs were made of metal). Being a boy genius, I must have thought it was a brilliant idea to climb on top of this table.
Long story short, my parents come running into to the kitchen having heard my screams of agony, to see me sitting where the table was, ice cream clutched in one hand, shard of glass through my stomach.
As you would expect, I refused to relinquish my ice cream. The image of a bloodstained toddler with a glass protrusion holding a lolly is one I often think about.
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I also have a fairly big scar on my left knee where I had an osteochondroma removed a couple of years ago, and a tiny scar on one of my knuckles, the origins of which I am completely clueless about.
(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 10:43, More)
Glass tables: Breakable
When I was a toddler, my parent had a table whose surface was made of glass (The legs were made of metal). Being a boy genius, I must have thought it was a brilliant idea to climb on top of this table.
Long story short, my parents come running into to the kitchen having heard my screams of agony, to see me sitting where the table was, ice cream clutched in one hand, shard of glass through my stomach.
As you would expect, I refused to relinquish my ice cream. The image of a bloodstained toddler with a glass protrusion holding a lolly is one I often think about.
***
I also have a fairly big scar on my left knee where I had an osteochondroma removed a couple of years ago, and a tiny scar on one of my knuckles, the origins of which I am completely clueless about.
(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 10:43, More)