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Crazed fanzine writer and self-made homebrew billionaire, who left the industry behind to "find himself" in a boring annonymous office. "Homebrewing just wasn't the barrel of laughs it had been in the 1980s," he says over and over and over again whilst rocking backwards and forwards.
Now Cubesville works for a string of trade magazines such as "Sewage", "Emu Today and Tomorrow", "Scottish Beekeeper" and "Wound Care".
Recently tried to buy a duck farm near Wigan, but couldn't afford the bill.
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Crazed fanzine writer and self-made homebrew billionaire, who left the industry behind to "find himself" in a boring annonymous office. "Homebrewing just wasn't the barrel of laughs it had been in the 1980s," he says over and over and over again whilst rocking backwards and forwards.
Now Cubesville works for a string of trade magazines such as "Sewage", "Emu Today and Tomorrow", "Scottish Beekeeper" and "Wound Care".
Recently tried to buy a duck farm near Wigan, but couldn't afford the bill.
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» Shit Stories
the Leeds log
If you'd done one like the one I did in a pub toilet on Leeds train station a few years ago, you wouldn't have flushed either.
After a weekend on Tetly's bitter and veggyburgers I'm proud to say I produced the heaviest one I've ever managed. After an almothty "thok" and a near-fainting experience, I turned round to be faced with a beast the size and shape of a rounders bat.
The mahogony monster stood out of the water steaming at the tip, and in a funny way it reminded me of Fidel Castro's cigar. After I'd wiped, my hand hovered at the handle as I prepared to send this giant off to a watery fate, and then I changed my mind. This was too good to flush - it had to be left for the next occupant to see.
If you were that person, I still can't apologise. I'm proud of it, and let's face it, once you'd got over the shock, it gave you a good story for your mates at the bar.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:00, More)
the Leeds log
If you'd done one like the one I did in a pub toilet on Leeds train station a few years ago, you wouldn't have flushed either.
After a weekend on Tetly's bitter and veggyburgers I'm proud to say I produced the heaviest one I've ever managed. After an almothty "thok" and a near-fainting experience, I turned round to be faced with a beast the size and shape of a rounders bat.
The mahogony monster stood out of the water steaming at the tip, and in a funny way it reminded me of Fidel Castro's cigar. After I'd wiped, my hand hovered at the handle as I prepared to send this giant off to a watery fate, and then I changed my mind. This was too good to flush - it had to be left for the next occupant to see.
If you were that person, I still can't apologise. I'm proud of it, and let's face it, once you'd got over the shock, it gave you a good story for your mates at the bar.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:00, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Office Curling
After annoying the rest of the office with a conkers tournament, a mate of mine invented a game called "Office Curling". It's pretty easy and is a variation on the tedious Scottish winter sport. A player gets hold of an office chair and rolls it as gently, or as violently, across the office as they like to a designated target area. Traditionalists may want to raid the cleaning cupboard and use the Henry vacuum cleaner in the place of the "sweepers" to smooth any bobbling in the nylon office carpet.
Depending on whether you're playing Office Curling League or Union, the winner is the person who gets the chair closest to the target, or just destroys it completely.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 14:09, More)
Office Curling
After annoying the rest of the office with a conkers tournament, a mate of mine invented a game called "Office Curling". It's pretty easy and is a variation on the tedious Scottish winter sport. A player gets hold of an office chair and rolls it as gently, or as violently, across the office as they like to a designated target area. Traditionalists may want to raid the cleaning cupboard and use the Henry vacuum cleaner in the place of the "sweepers" to smooth any bobbling in the nylon office carpet.
Depending on whether you're playing Office Curling League or Union, the winner is the person who gets the chair closest to the target, or just destroys it completely.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 14:09, More)