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Once when I was in Salford a chav let off an air horn in my ear and called me a "nipple". I don't think I am a nipple. I didn't like it.

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Think of this as the introduction to all my posts, animated by herman :D

Made for me by Vodkafiend:

He also made me this, only with less vodka:

And this:


Vodkafiend did the robot and Rapitinui did the animation. I did the cats:

Mofaha handcrafted this lovely creation:

I only feel a tiny bit guilty about causing this:

Not guilty about this at all:

Or this:

Redsushi used a cunning trap to catch Sundrop ):

Then he drew me a stoat:

Antubis animated this:

Ms Morbo give me a stoaty thumbs up:

Griffy Savalas drew this to appologise, in MS Paint while in a hotel bar in Glasgow being watched by a strange Scotsman:

Pimpin' mah bitchsaurs thanks to 2 Can Chunder:

The lovely *f o o f* did a portrait of sundrop:

Bourbon Fox drew me this:

RoyrattleHead did me a dinosaurs:

And he did me this too:

Tahkcalb put together this:

Herman :D gave sundrop an amazing adventure:

And he did this too :D :

Zeltergiset compiled this, my epic treatsie:

Bob Todd did me a dinostoats:

My Haiku phase was a defining period in my life, spanning 21 long minutes and with such classics as "Broken Haiku" and "Qui Gon doesn't like fattys" I hope it touched a lot of people's hearts. Drunken Miss Columbho penned this masterpiece on honour of those past times:
Rainbow dinosaurs
They are things Mu likes to draw
They do rainbow poos

The Goderator made me a salami uniform

My computer geek score is greater than 100% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!

You are Debian Linux. People have difficulty getting to know you.  Once you finally open your shell they're apt to love you.
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is a Giant Dragon that Hovers Eerily, and has Enormous Tusks.

Strength: 11 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 9

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I am the Nile!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
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Paranoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:High
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:Low
Avoidant Personality Disorder:High
Dependent Personality Disorder:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Moderate

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What genre of rock are you?

Grunge! You're all about the music and would even turn your back on fame just to stay true to your roots... You reached your high in the early '90s, but you're still making some good stuff! Keep rocking!
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What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Light Cycle.I am a Light Cycle.

I drive fast, I turn fast, I do everything fast. I even breakfast. I tend to confuse people with my sudden changes of heart. Sometimes I even confuse myself, which tends to cause problems. What Video Game Character Are You?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the tundra! It is Lord Mue, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts thunderously:

"I'm seriously going to contort you until you pee fire, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"

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Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

What Is Your Animal Personality?

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 20%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 30%
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

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How to make a Lord Mue

30 parts intelligence

50 parts sexeh

3 parts hax
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve immediately. Quim!


Personality cocktail
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Mue's Syndrome
Cause:falling over
Symptoms:darkening of urine, sleepwalking, occasional cannibalism, occasional 80s haircut
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

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Fuck, missed it. New compo can have it instead.

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