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erm.. 15 girl england guitar rock music eyeliner :3

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» Black Sheep

Pure Class
My Gran comes from a family of 15, and basically I'm related to half of Swindon. Our most recent black (er) sheep came when my mum's cousin was arrested for 'indecent acts' with a 15 year old boy. His brother, realising that he would get beat up in prison for this, decided he was going to get arrested too; to keep his older bro safe.
Clever, no? After committing some kind of car crime, he got 2 years. And got sent to a different prison.

(Fri 14th Jan 2005, 18:30, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Old Dear
Was working at the till in Littlewoods Cafe, and a flustered old dear came up with her reciept and pointed to something.
Her: "You've charged me for sausage and mash! I only had a pot of tea!"
Moi: "That says CHANGE and CASH"

(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 12:32, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

Liar, liar, pants on fire...
My friends and I were the sort to play with Ouija boards during lunchtime at school. We'd all sit under a table covered by a huge curtain, asking our departed souls how they died and such.

One day, just as "Norman" moved the glass to spell out fire, we hear screaming. Emerging from beneath the table, what else do we see but one of the chavettes who'd been smoking out the window with her shirt sleeve on fire. I'd like to say we learnt from the experience.. ha.
(Sun 23rd Apr 2006, 16:45, More)

» Urban Legends

Brain Pencillation
Everyone must have heard the legend of "during his GCSE's, a depressed boy (friend of a friend of a....) put two pencils up his nose, then slams head onto table, killing himself" during their exams, right?

I put all my pencils under my desk during my exams just incase I was tempted. 3 hours of Critical Thinking will do that to anyone.
(Wed 11th Jan 2006, 20:37, More)

» Claims to Fame

Classy :S
Remember that knobnose Craig that won BB1 ? ( I didn't think so..) Well, he was opening a coffee shop in Reading, and me and a mate were bollocked by his security person for scaring him- we were pressing our boobs against the glass in the window and making provocative gestures :P
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 19:03, More)
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