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» Scars with history

And another from me:
I have a scar right in the middle of that bit right under my nose (the bit where people with cleft palates get that funky split) running nose-to-lip from when I slipped on a Hot Wheels car at a friend's house and landed face first on something, but no-one seems to know what, even those there at the time. All I remember is blacking out mid-air, then coming to in the car four kilometers away bawling my eyes out on the way to the hospital. Since this was well before puberty, I have been and forever will be unable to grow one of those funky Hitler moustaches, or even a full moustache of any sort. Poop.

By the way: Can you stupid fuckpigs replying to people's comments BLOODY STOP DOING IT HERE, YOU KEEP FUCKING THE PLACE UP.
(Mon 7th Feb 2005, 17:47, More)

» Scars with history

Not much, but
I have a scar on the inside of my right cheek because as a kid I used to like sucking on the hooks of coat hangers, and one day my little brother decided to be a cunt and smacked me in the face whilst doing so.
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 17:17, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Another couple
A bunch of students my flatmate was teaching a few weeks ago had named themselves after WWF wrestlers, so he had:
Booker T Li
Hulk Hogan Chen
The Rock Wu
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 13:44, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

One of the teachers at my secondary school was nicknamed TC. He loved it - he thought it stood for Top Cat. Unfortunately, he was wrong. Being dyslexic and none too sharp, he'd not been nicknamed Top Cat, but rather, Thick Cunt.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 20:11, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

laughing like a loon after farting as loudly as humanly possible without leaving shopping in the trolley.
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 15:28, More)
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