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i make websites. i have a nasty drink problem. i like filthy jokes. i like cats. i dont want children or marriage alright woman?

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» Your Weirdest Teacher

watkiss and billy
We had a music teacher called mr watkiss. He was very enthusiastic and waved his arms around alot. This meant you could see his sweat-soaked armpits which were always green whatever colour shirt he was wearing. lovely.

mr johnson was our biology teacher. he had an intricate bowl-cut hair-do. it looked like the helmets on the guys who work the death-star in star wars. it completely covered his ears and according to rumours, he didnt have any. reasons for this ranged from birth-defect to shaving accident.favourite phrase - "mastication! not to be confused with another word". what a c*nt.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 14:43, More)