» My Worst Vomit

poor dad
My mates 18th. He'd been out every night for a whole week, getting lashed every day. This was friday, the 5th day of consecutive getting-pissed. After wayyy too many beers, he came home and felt rather sick. He had the "feck, im going to be sick. i need a bathroom within 5 seconds or its going to go everywhere" feeling. Fortunately he was in his house next to the downstairs toilet. Unfortunately someone was in it. He tried to leg it upstairs but never made it - his dad spent the next few hours cleaning up the trail of puke running up the stairs, along the landing and into the bathroom. Isn't it a bugger when you're bursting and someones on the loo? :p
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 7:54, More)