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Talking food for dieters!
Wouldn't it be great if people on diets could buy food that called them mean names and swore at them when they ate it?
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 2:32, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

haha
I was in an english class once and we were in a class discussion about our personal "inferno" (after Dante's Inferno). The teacher began to describe one of a past student where there were only two people in hell, because she only mistrusted 2 people. I laughed and loudly said "oh lucky her". The teacher tunred around and looked at me and said "the two people who broke her trust were her parents". Needless to say I was gnawing on my foot for it. ( but then again, I did just say it didn't I?)
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 2:09, More)