» Barred

Private Shop
My sister and I were chucked out of the local Private Shop because we were 'upsetting the regular customers'.

We were only playing with the dildos!
(Thu 31st Aug 2006, 19:15, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Being a boring old twat.....
I usually sleep in my own bed.

BUT - went to a gig the other week and a girl on our row slept all the way through the gig. We were watching Motorhead. Respect!
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 8:13, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Not really heroes but....
Ray Davies of the Kinks nearly ran me over in Soho Square.

Emlyn Hughes nearly ran me over in my home town.

I was once nearly run over by a giant Cadbury's creme egg.

Notice a trend here?

I LOVE the length and the girth - more please!
(Fri 26th May 2006, 13:42, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

I met a weirdo on the internet
We're now married. He gets weirder by the day.

Yay! First post!
(Thu 23rd Mar 2006, 15:10, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

A washing and ironing machine
That you could bung your dirty washing in one end and it would come out the other washed, ironed and hung on hangers in your wardrobe. Bliss!!
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 19:53, More)