» Your Weirdest Teacher

Freshman English Teacher
Not sure how this bit of information got out. But my freshman year of high school a rumor began to circulate that my attractive young English teacher was going to have surgery....
See, the funny part is that she was going to have surgery to tighten her asshole because apparently it had taken such a pounding over the years and had become so loose she had to wear pads to absorb the seepage during the day. At first I didn't believe it, but it turns out that my friend's father was the privilaged surgon, and he told him about it when he was drunk one night. Needless to say she transferred before the end of the year...
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 21:26, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Rape and Retards
I'm pretty much known as being a pretty insensitive guy who has little/no emotions or feelings, while this isn't exactly true I can understand someone thinking that after hearing some of my "opinions". The following is an example of a time when one of my "opinions" kinda got me in trouble.

First off I was expressing to a group of about 5 of my friends how I thought that the harsh prison sentences for people convicted for rape were bullshit. I suggested that rape should be equivilant to a parking ticket or speeding ticket...you pay a fine and that's it. Maybe if you get too many of them (like 10) you have to spend a week in jail or something. Well, immediately after I said that one of my friends informed me that his girlfriend had been raped at a party the previous weekend...he was serious...i felt like an ass (though i couldn't stop smiling)
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 5:53, More)