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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
This is one my mum said while out shopping.
Just as she was finishing her shopping and made her way home, she got stopped by a Big Issue seller. Seeing that the guy only had 1 copy left in his hand, she agreed to buy and said "Oh that's your last one, you can go home now!".
Mum's are stupid.
(Tue 20th Apr 2004, 23:06, More)
This is one my mum said while out shopping.
Just as she was finishing her shopping and made her way home, she got stopped by a Big Issue seller. Seeing that the guy only had 1 copy left in his hand, she agreed to buy and said "Oh that's your last one, you can go home now!".
Mum's are stupid.
(Tue 20th Apr 2004, 23:06, More)
» Shit Stories
Slush from the chippy
Another mate of mine had been the chippy and bought a slush from there. After drinking he
rode home on his bike.
While riding home he shat his pants, but it was blue coloured. He assumed it was from the slush (which is a fair assumption to make) so instead of continuing home to get cleaned up he decided to go back to the chippy to show them what their slush had done!
Dirty bastard!
(Wed 5th May 2004, 23:02, More)
Slush from the chippy
Another mate of mine had been the chippy and bought a slush from there. After drinking he
rode home on his bike.
While riding home he shat his pants, but it was blue coloured. He assumed it was from the slush (which is a fair assumption to make) so instead of continuing home to get cleaned up he decided to go back to the chippy to show them what their slush had done!
Dirty bastard!
(Wed 5th May 2004, 23:02, More)
» Near Death Experiences
Running for the bus...
As i was limping towards the bus-stop to go home from college (i was limping cos i'd twisted my right ankle playing footy that day), my bus pulled up at the stop. Cos i wasn't actually at the bus-stop yet i thought i'd better run to catch it. As i got to the bus i managed to twist my other ankle while trying to slow down and ended up falling to the floor with my head under the front wheel of the bus!
Luckily some woman waiting for another bus got the attention of the driver before he drove over my head!
I didn't really think too much about it cos i was more worried about looking like a mong while walking down the isle of the bus with 2 twisted ankles!
(Fri 26th Nov 2004, 0:15, More)
Running for the bus...
As i was limping towards the bus-stop to go home from college (i was limping cos i'd twisted my right ankle playing footy that day), my bus pulled up at the stop. Cos i wasn't actually at the bus-stop yet i thought i'd better run to catch it. As i got to the bus i managed to twist my other ankle while trying to slow down and ended up falling to the floor with my head under the front wheel of the bus!
Luckily some woman waiting for another bus got the attention of the driver before he drove over my head!
I didn't really think too much about it cos i was more worried about looking like a mong while walking down the isle of the bus with 2 twisted ankles!
(Fri 26th Nov 2004, 0:15, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Celebrity(?) Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Ron Atkinson!
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3648051.stm)
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 21:21, More)
Celebrity(?) Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Ron Atkinson!
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3648051.stm)
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 21:21, More)
» Shit Stories
Doesn't really count but it looked good...
My mate had a massive hangover and to cure it he had a bacon butty and a bottle of Frij chocolate milkshake. He couldnt hold it down and ended up throwing up in a bucket.
The contents of the bucket actually looked like a real dump! I honestly thought he threw up a log at first!
(Wed 5th May 2004, 22:49, More)
Doesn't really count but it looked good...
My mate had a massive hangover and to cure it he had a bacon butty and a bottle of Frij chocolate milkshake. He couldnt hold it down and ended up throwing up in a bucket.
The contents of the bucket actually looked like a real dump! I honestly thought he threw up a log at first!
(Wed 5th May 2004, 22:49, More)