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» Best Comebacks
Shit I just rememberd why I failed my first driving test...
Driving test instructor: So your names Robin, would you prefer me to call you Rob or Robin?
Rob: YOU can call me sir.
Hadn't even got in the car but I knew I'd failed then.... fat bastard only passed lasses anyway
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 11:38, More)
Shit I just rememberd why I failed my first driving test...
Driving test instructor: So your names Robin, would you prefer me to call you Rob or Robin?
Rob: YOU can call me sir.
Hadn't even got in the car but I knew I'd failed then.... fat bastard only passed lasses anyway
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 11:38, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Blow nono!
I used to work in the Gadgetshop. At the time I was porking one of the lasses that worked there (I'll call her miss X) but I wasn't really that into her.
Anyway I was chatting to the boss in the office on my lunch break this one day and generally being a bit laddish. The subject quickly got onto lasses and the fact that he was gutted I was seeing gadgetshop girl X because he thought she was lush. My reply was "Ah she aint that fucking great, no matter wot I do I can't get her to suck me off - I'm sick I just wanna be blown!"
My fabulous matter of fact statement was met with a horrible long silence from my boss and the look of horror on his face told me wot I would see when I turned around!
Yep, sure enough miss X had just arrived for work and was stood right behind me!!!
Ouch! I should have looked more closely at the feckin rota!
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:53, More)
Blow nono!
I used to work in the Gadgetshop. At the time I was porking one of the lasses that worked there (I'll call her miss X) but I wasn't really that into her.
Anyway I was chatting to the boss in the office on my lunch break this one day and generally being a bit laddish. The subject quickly got onto lasses and the fact that he was gutted I was seeing gadgetshop girl X because he thought she was lush. My reply was "Ah she aint that fucking great, no matter wot I do I can't get her to suck me off - I'm sick I just wanna be blown!"
My fabulous matter of fact statement was met with a horrible long silence from my boss and the look of horror on his face told me wot I would see when I turned around!
Yep, sure enough miss X had just arrived for work and was stood right behind me!!!
Ouch! I should have looked more closely at the feckin rota!
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:53, More)
» Best Comebacks
In a your mom / your family insult comp my replies that won were
your moms nowt but a glorified ice cube with a hole in it....
your sisters a crap shag your mum was better... that won but to be fair I had shagged his sister! Loved the really worried expression on his face as he began to suspect I'd had his ma!
*I had and she was better than the sister :)*
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:58, More)
In a your mom / your family insult comp my replies that won were
your moms nowt but a glorified ice cube with a hole in it....
your sisters a crap shag your mum was better... that won but to be fair I had shagged his sister! Loved the really worried expression on his face as he began to suspect I'd had his ma!
*I had and she was better than the sister :)*
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:58, More)