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camp teacher
in a sience class before xmas we were doin the effects of smoking and what not the camp teacher put a puture on the over head projector and said whats this, a crumpled fag said one student then the words its what u get whenu kick you in the nuts came out of nowhere every one burst out in laughter needless to day the gay teacher went ape shit every one got a detention but it was worth it
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 20:37, More)

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status quo
the ex drummer from status quo came to our school i had know idea who he was but my father in all his wisdom said he was a cunt because he didnt sign him an autograph so he told me to make his visit living hell so every time he tried to speak me and my friend were gonna cough or sneezed really loud but the first time we did it the head teacher sent us out and we got a weeks detention and i blame status quo
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 22:50, More)