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Eddie Izzard
While on a short trip to New York, I spotted Eddie Izzard in Central Park. Me being unattentive, wasn't quite sure it was him, so I decided to follow him. After stalking him for a few minutes he turned around and said:

"I'm sorry, can I help you?"
(and there was me thinking I was inconspicuous...)

So I replied, "Sorry... You're Eddie Izzard, right? Only, I came all the way to America, just to see an English person?? This sucks!..." and I carried on ranting about how I could've ran into Robert De Niro, anybody, and it had to be bloody Eddie fucking Izzard.

When I was done, and he had walked away feeling disappointed, I decided to follow him more - after all, I had nothing better to do.


I don't think he noticed...
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 0:56, More)