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» I just don't get it

Women who have the nerve to complain about spending habbits
They'll gladly fork out £200 for a handbag, yet complain when us guys buy a playstation. Plus we only ever buy one playstation. Show me a woman with a handbag collection totalling less than 12 and I'll eat a small pony.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 21:37, More)

» I just don't get it

People who go to church, mosques, temples etc to prey
Surely if god is everywhere you can prey in a darkened meat lorry and he hears........ right?
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 21:31, More)

» I just don't get it

American cheese
Well... Americans who think American cheese is something to drool over. Face it your cheese resembles the dead skin scraped off the feet of a 90 year old woman and left overnight to marinade in toss.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 21:20, More)

» I just don't get it

People who actually choose to become muslims
I think that says enough
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 21:13, More)

» Teenage Poetry

A sad day for bards the world over.
This was my sad attempt at poetry during one English class. The teacher wouldn't believe I actually wrote it. But I did!

Gorillas are big
Gorillas are strong
They swing in the treetops all day long
Gorillas are black
Gorillas are hairy
Some gorillas look very scarey.
When they're tired they sit and rest
But when they get angry they BEAT THEIR CHEST!
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 13:04, More)
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